what gets me going
Well... what can I say. My name is Britney, i am super nerdy and love posting hilarious things or things that just make me smile. If you know me you will understand most of the things i post because i can be pretty obsessed. ENJOY!
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Post reblogged from My Lonely Wind Must Blow
still not sure what exactly math is
numbers and tears
then as you progress they add letters and hatred
(Source: drarna)
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I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID
BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK
YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?
YEAH THAT’S IT
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY THIS DOESNT HAVE 1,000 NOTES BY NOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
it may also have something to do with starfish not having brains
no youre wrong
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Post reblogged from A Day In The Life Of A Teenage Fanboy
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
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Post reblogged from What Is My Life?
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
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Post reblogged from What Is My Life?
Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
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Post reblogged from What Is My Life?
if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you
I’m really sorry
That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think about you
I just forget a lot and want to be alone and I get wrapped up in myself and my life and I get distracted so I’m really sorry
TO: anyone who has ever been my friend ever
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Chat reblogged from there's greatness in you
- spn writers: let's give them crowley acting very human, but not actually make him human
- spn writers: and maybe we can show them actual angel wings instead of shadows, but let's make sure they're on fire and burning away
- spn writers: and a brother moment between sam and dean they'll love that, but sam would be willing to give his life up for closing the gates of hell and feel like he let dean down
- spn writers: oh and let's make naomi the good guy, but let's have her get murdered by someone who was supposed to be a good guy
- spn writers: add a dash of new ruler of hell and more false hope for adam getting out
- spn writers: and then in the last few seconds of the episode we'll rip everyone's hearts out, stomp on them, set them on fire, and throw the ashes into a volcano
- spn writers: lastly a cliffhanger with so many unanswered questions leaving every single fan screaming
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Photo reblogged from Shakespeare in the park
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies)
